How do we know we weren't like the rest of the audience:
1. Jack was not wearing Aqua Velva.
2. Lisa did not wear a crocheted tank top.
3. No $35 dollar concert shirts or $20 large font program for us... we spent our hard earned cash on alcohol.
4. We walked the stairs (in both directions!) to our seats... no Rascal queue at the elevator for us.
5. We needed several trips to the facilities during the two hour show. Next time we'll follow the geriatric lead and sport our Depends.





